My Nose Doesn't Belong There?...

..... Hey Kiddies..... and welcome back to "How To Be The Most Hated Person In The Land Of Blog" (Man that's a long title).... today I'm basically sticking my nose firmly where it doesn't belong..... okay heres a little background..... I was reading one of the Blogs I find myself frequenting... and I saw a post where and artist.... and a damn fine one at that had asked another damn fine artist for some help.... well..... enter me..... I was interested to see if I could do something... so I did.... and now I'm putting it out there for the masses..... to make up for my imposition.... who ever reads this blog...... Mom..... should check out http://heri26.blogspot.com/ .... this guy has some really great art.... which if you must.... he was the one who did the head (good part) of the above picture..... anyways.... I should bounce... but check for me on the someones Enemys List...... 'till then... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Joey Ramone - Don't Worry About Me

My Dinner Without Andre

Easy.... Easy..... stay inside the lines man..... come on now...... dammit..... quickly erase it.... no one will know.... Hey, what are you doing?...... don't post that..... you still need to practice.... control.... control.... You must learn control..... Oh fine.... post it then..... see if I care.... don't come rollin' over to me when the trouble starts...... Hmmm.... Tell Me more...... oh wait I'm talkin' to myself..... awkward..... I think I'll just get the check...... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Ice Cube - Death Certificate
NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum

Now That You Mention It...

... Zappa..... Period..... Basically something was said on another blog that inspired me to do this drawing..... which blog you ask.... well the Blog is www.chriswahlart.blogspot.com ... I find myself checking his site all the time.... So much amazing art.... and not to mention.... tutorials-a-bounds... all in all make sure you check it out. (even if I'm talking to myself.... which I have a feeling I am..... so I guess I'll just go check it then..... yeah that's the ticket....) ... so for now.... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge

Its About Time...

... You better believe it..... I went looking.... and you'll never guess who I found..... That is unless you read the last post.... (and I'm pretty sure you didn't.... Hell, I know I didn't...)... But if you haven't guessed it by now..... Its Morris Day.... and the Mutha F***in' Time..... well maybe not the Time.... but clocks....... (lots of them I know.... but none as cool as Jerome... ) ... Anyways I gotta go get my giant mirror.... 'til we do it again..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Run DMC - Tougher Than Leather

Falling Behind....

... It would appear that all I really need to do is find the time.... No not Morris Day and the... although that wouldn't be so bad..... hey maybe I'll look into that.... 'til then 5000!

Post Soundtrack:
DJ Nu-Mark - Hands On

Tooning Your Pimp Hand....

...Sooo... who wants to slap a cartoon?... Hmmm... oh come on.... You know you wanna.... this is your chance.... Okay here's how you do it..... First you go to Toon Town.... then... What's that?.... You don't know where toon town is...... huh.... Well then.... I guess I can't help you.... so... uh... yeah.... I suppose I'll just... talk to you later.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
X-Clan - To The East, Blackwards

Blowing Minds....

.... That's right Kiddies..... I'm back... but its not me blowin' minds..... although.... I do get that..... more to the side of... "Dude!... What were you thinkin'?".... but enough about me... The purpose of this post is to draw your attention to someone who seriously "Blows Minds"..... Mike over at Slowmotionlandscape.... everytime he puts something new up on his site..... tick tick tick BOOM!... and let me tell you.... minds ain't easy to grow back.... (You might be able to tell from how well this post is going...) Anyways.... Check his stuff out for yourself.... www.slowmotionlandscape.com .... and again.... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Drive Like Jehu - Yank Crime
Muddy Waters - Electric Mud

The Sky Is Fallin'...

....Well maybe the sky isn't falling... but the respectability of blogs are. Yes, thats right, I have joined the ranks (by that I mean smell...at least on my part...)... of blogdom..... Sure its been said that I really shouldn't write my thoughts.... but what are you gonna do about it.... Actually I'm sorry..... I will actually try to keep my B.S.ing to a minimum..... So on that note I'll leave you be.... for now..... later kiddies..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Greg Graffin - American Lesion
Neil Young - Harvest
Rancid - Rancid (2000)

Try For A Header

A Rise In Horror Levels...

Good News..... it's gone again....
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Bad News.... its back..... yeesh.....
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Good news.... this picture is gone.... I mean seriously... nobody needed to deal with that... so from here... its just onward and downward..... ahhh good times.....
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...I've climbed into the wayback machine to bring you this horror.... sorry.... there is no good reason for me to have done this to the unwitting public
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So I figure..... with enough time lookin' at code I don't understand.... something should start happening..... I mean at least I would hope somthing would happen..... Hang in there kids.... Its all down hill from here..... WEEEEEeeeee....