Nosaj Art Blog

Life On A Pole...

2009-05-17T04:43:00.005-07:00

..... Yeah now I got your attention... but sadly not as fun as it could have been.... No, No... I'm talkin' about posters again.... it seems like they are the only things out side of work that I can do... and make rad... (well I think so...) .... eventhough they seem to take forever... and the money isn't always there... I do find them fun (enough) to do... and each time... I try to do something a little bit different than the last... anyways... check 'em... and for now... I'm Trout.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Ben Folds Presents: University A Cappella

The Cheats - Harsh Dungeon

NOFX - Coaster

Droppin' E's... bfor th yar nds.... (What?)

2008-12-30T02:19:00.003-08:00

... So I figured I would try and get something up here... before the new year started.... sure I could have done it up fresh for the new year... but then... people might think I was trying to start off on the right foot for the year..... and well.... I'm gonna have to drop a Hells No.... all up in that beez..... anyways... that all aside... here is something I drew up a while ago... and actually liked the way it turned out... so I thought.... Hey.... why not try something new with the colouring... and.... this is what ya get.... so enjoy it (Dammit)... and have a happy New Year.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

DJ Shadow - Excessive Ephemera

RJD2 - Since We Last Spoke

Cheating The Marker....

2008-12-17T01:30:00.003-08:00

.... That's right..... here I am... smack dab in the middle of a drawing slump.... aaaaand the milestone post.... and.... what do I do... well I post someone elses work... he he... that'll show him... anyways.... a while back.... I did an art trade (each of us drew a picture that the other inked and coloured) with JSkin... over at his blog.... I drew up some turd... that he made rad... and I took his... good drawing... and coloured it... woo hoo... look at me... I can colour things... anyways... it was a fun thing to try out.... so yeah... check his out... check mine out... (ha sucker..... you've already checked mine.... unless no one checked it... then... well... shit... never mind...) .... alright kiddies....that's it for this time... see you next time I forget how to draw... and just need something to take my mind of things.... don't worry... I have a bunch of pictures predrawn up.... so... weeeee... more colouring... but for now... I'll take my lameness away.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Nerf Herder - IV
ONYX - Bacdafucup

Posterama...

2008-11-13T02:22:00.005-08:00

..... Since we last spoke (no I know we don't speak.... I get it... there are better blogs to check.... but I just liked the way it started off... sheesh).... anyways.... since we last spoke (What?.... Are you not paying attention?.... Its not that we have or haven't spoken.... its... you know what.... why don't you just get over it....) .... (alright... lets try this again).... Since I last posted (Yeah.... shut it up foo....) ..... I've been super busy.... just trying to get this and that done (work... it'll do that to ya).... I haven't had as much time as I would like to do up cool (so I think) drawings.... but (not to fear) I have been doing more show posters.... which is a good time.... I mean I get time to play around.... and come up with neato ideas..... aaaaand get a couple bucks along the way.... so.... wait... what was I talking about?..... you know what... look at the posters.... and we'll see what I can throw up for the milestone post.... Check ya later.... PEACE!

Post Sountrack:

The Rebel Spell - Four Songs About Freedom

Fingerbangerz - VI-R-US

D.O.A. - Win The Battle

Seriouly... I Like Cats...

2008-11-12T20:46:00.002-08:00

.... even though I like cats.... you could say..... I had waaaay too much fun doing this one up.... this one was also done for a drawing jam.... what?..... great.... now I feel like a jerk... come on kiddies... its just a joke.... you know what... fine... be that way.... huh.... maybe I'll draw YOU next.... mwah ha ha ha...... anyways.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Aceyalone - All Balls Don't Bounce
Poison Idea - Dutch Courage

Oh baby...

2008-10-11T23:19:00.003-07:00

.... Yup... I went there.... what can I say.... well I guess I should say... what can I say... that the picture doesn't.... oh come on now... harsh.... but harshlarious.... riiiiight?!.... Okay fine... if you must know... this was done for a monthly drawing jam (last month).... and the theme.... Snake Vs ____ .... you know what... I AM kinda fucked up.... being that I jumped right to baby killing... oh well... what can you do... tune in next time.... maybe it won't be as messed up.... mayyyyybe... but I doubt it... either way... have a good one... and for god sake.... keep your babies away from the pets..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Nerf Herder - How To Meet Girls
Bison - Quiet Earth

Fun For The Whole Family....

2008-10-06T10:54:00.002-07:00

...... Or not... I mean I could be wrong..... but I also have a feeling that I'm not..... okay.... yes I am.... damn.... now I'm noit even making sense.... oh yeah... ha ha... I get it... I never make sense.... well.... actually you know what... your right... huh.... well never mind.... just uh... have yourself a nice day....... ya jerk.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Ben Folds - Way To Normal

DJ Swamp - Never Is Now

The One Man Devolution...

2008-09-09T00:45:00.003-07:00

..... So another day... another would be dollar.... yeah that about sums it up..... but at least one good thing comes out of it.... fun posters.... you bet..... now even though I usually find myself pulling out my last hairs trying to find a way to finish them... I'm really starting to get excited about the finished product.... now if only I can make some of that sweet bank.... then I can buy that wig I've been eyeing up.... alright that's enough for now.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Regina Spekor - Songs
Tilt - 'Til It Kills

Who Punched My Snake Neck?...

2008-08-15T01:05:00.003-07:00

.... 'Cause that shit is really startin' to hurt.... so uh.... cut it out.... I mean what the fu.... oh yeah the swearing..... anyways.... here is a poster I just finished off.... well a couple of days ago... but I needed some time to get it to print.... so yeah... check it... and deal with it.... and... I'm Trout... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Wu-Tang Clan - Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Paris - Acid Reflux

Makin' It Work...

2008-07-28T23:28:00.003-07:00

... Sure it takes a little longer... but what can ya do.....What?... oh make more sense... well fine... be that way.... Recently my brother was talking about how rad posters can look if they are done all by hand.... well I guess this is close... I did all the drawing and lettering by hand (set up is half the battle...)... but I did do the colour in the computer... what... not good enough... well fuck that.... you do one... jerk... I know, I know.... enough with the Sailor talk... well since I can't think of anything else to add... without the use of certain words... I shall go now... so yeah.... 'til next time I'm outty 5....

Post Soundtrack:
88 Fingers Louie - Back On The Streets
Sense Field - Sense Field

What Skin Condition?...

2008-06-17T22:22:00.002-07:00

.... No... I still don't see it.... I think my skin is looking pretty damn good.... of course we can talk about this over..... mmmm I don't know your Brains.... mmmmm Brains.... what?.... oh... now I'm the rude one.... sheesh... you are the one that doesn't want to share.... Jerk... ah well... I suppose I'll check you later.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Flogging Molly - Float

Weird Al - Even Worse

We Got A Pulse Over Here...

2008-06-16T18:07:00.006-07:00

...... So... again... it would seem like I've been way too busy to do any posting as of late.... I know, I know.... I'm probably too busy watching House to do anything else.... well... lets just say there is a bit of truth in both those options.... now get off my back.... anyways... one of the funner (sometimes) things I've been up to as of late have been doing posters for shows. They usually leave me all kinds of freedom.... and no kind of money.... but... I guess you gotta give a little sometimes..... no wait... no I don't.... hey jerks.... give me my money..... I said give me my money mutha fyonker.... I want my money.... but I digress..... (sort of.... Yeah I mean you....) enjoy these for now.... and maybe.... if your good... I'll put up some more.... for now... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Jesu - Jesu

Pennywise - Reason To Believe

Carl Orff - Carmina Burana

Out Of Left Field...

2008-03-08T22:40:00.002-08:00

..... Awwww.... isn't that sweet..... J likes a cute kiddy show.... oh... wait a minute... what the hell is that elephant doing to that... that.... well... that thing..... anyways..... I thought I would take another leap into the void of randomness.... and this is what came out....... and speakin' of... I'm out..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
DJ O Dub - Incognitos Redux

A Purveyor of the Weak-Sauce...

2008-03-07T22:41:00.003-08:00

... You know when something pops into your head... and you know its not the greatest of ideas..... but you still have to draw it out.... so you can move on.... well... if you do... welcome to my sweet sweet brain fart.... yeah.... breath it in folks.... this is as good as it gets... deal with it.... and now that my BullOni has a first name.... its C-R-U-D (tastic).... Nice, that didn't work out.... ha... this post was doomed from the start... its almost like I'm missing a part of my brain..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
William S. Burroughs - Spare Ass Annie

Mental Hiatus...

2008-03-06T20:59:00.002-08:00

... If only I could put my brain in a jar.... then I could enjoy all the splendor of Zombie life..... mmmm brains.... oh... look.... there are some in that jar there.... chomp chomp chomp.... mmmm.... brains.... oh crap.... I need that..... mmm but its sooooo good.... ahhh well... might as well finish.... Mom always said to finish what ever food I put in front of me.... before I forget..... I'm Trout..... or is it Salmon?..... ah who cares..... I can tell you I won't be able to before long.... mmmmmm PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Mike Relm - Radio Fryer

All Down Hill From Here...

2008-03-05T21:37:00.002-08:00

.... So... is it 2009 yet.... I mean I posted again... so at least seven months had to of passed.... No?.... huh.... looks like I've been over working myself.... I should take a vacation.... It costs money you say... well.... it looks like I'll be getting back to work right away..... so take this randomness.. and.... smoke it?.... well what ever you do with it... I'm 5000!

Post Soundtrack:
The Evens - The Evens

Oh This Won't Last...

2008-03-04T04:30:00.002-08:00

.... Like it says.... I can't see this going on too much longer.... I mean... its a nice thought... but come on now.... Anyways.... never really been a big fan of Black Panther... but in the spirit of randomness..... he gets his time in the sun.... providing you can call this place... "The Sun"...... either way.... I guess we'll have to wait to see what comes up next.... (year most likely).... for now... 5000!....

Post Soundtrack:
Darkbuster - A Weakness Of Spirits
Dropkick Murphys - The Meanest of Times

Happy New Year.....?

2008-03-03T00:08:00.002-08:00

....What the F...... 2008?.... Holy Shiiii.....p..... I have been postin' like a mad man.... Hell... I don't even know how the internet can keep up... I mean... September.... for Fwaygo sakes.... Okay, okay... I know I haven't posted in a long time.... and I won't even bother with a reason.... I figured today I would get back into doin' random drawing exercises.... so look out....Jane Fonda... oh yeah... and 2009.... I'm gonna be droppin' blog bombs... all up in this bizzy... maybe..... for now... I'm Trout.... (I know, I know.... its a Salmon.... sheesh... get off my back....)

Post Soundtrack:
Ten Foot Pole - Rev

War Hemet....

2007-09-24T21:19:00.000-07:00

... Now... I'm sure your suprised to see something new on here..... well... not as suprised as I am that I actually remembered my password..... Things have been crazy or the last while.... so I figure I will use that as my excuse for not posting.... which is then usually followed by the classic.... "I'll try to post more"..... but come on folks.... who are we kidding.... I can say however.... that I will try to post when I get a chance.... anyways... todays picture was a doodle I did up at work... I knida liked some parts of it.... so.... I guess that means I will have to pester yous guys with it.... mwah ha ha..... hello?..... heeeelllllooooooo?...... oh yeah... I guess not posting for a couple months (or so)... will do that to a blog..... shhhhh!.... That's the reason people don't come here.... agree'd .... agree'd..... for now... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Bruce McCulloch - Drunk Baby Project
Missy Higgins - The Sound Of White

Brace Yo Self...

2007-07-08T20:52:00.000-07:00

..... Well.. another post... and I still don't know what the hell to talk about.... things have been crazy as of late.... what with workin' thirty five jobs..... hey maybe that's why I don't get to post so much any more..... okay... maybe I've been spending too much time inspecting Prawns on the Al Gore...... ahh.... who am I kidding.... there is always time for that.... (Take a drink)..... but I will try to spend less time with the Gore.... and more time on the posts... I mean... I have a whole gang of things started.... but no finish.... (hmmm where have I heard that before?....).... so I will... and I know I've said this before..... but.... I will try to post more....... try being the key word here...... so for now.... I have an appointment with some prawns...... peep you later.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Bad Religion - New Maps Of Hell
Hard Core Logo (OST)
Mystic - 2007 Promo

Dhhaang....

2007-06-17T22:26:00.000-07:00

..... So.... as for something to say..... I got nothing.... okay okay... keep your cheers down.... that's right... I can hear you..... anyways... here is a doodle I did up at work.... and figured I would hit it with some colour..... and uh yeah.... now I can get back to.... shiverin' my way through a fever..... ahhh good times...... 'til next.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Probot - Probot
Jerky Boys - Jerky Boys 2

A Real Splatter...

2007-06-08T22:19:00.001-07:00

..... So.... a week or so ago... I finished this painting.... ooooo.... I know, I know.... but hey... I actually did something that didn't totally suck..... or so I think.... that counts for something.... anyways... just thought I would put it up in all its high tech glory.... one of these days... when I come up with a companion for it.... you can come to the shop... and see it in all its glory... so enjoy.... and until next... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Tim Armstrong - A Poet's Life

Even Less Disappointing.....

2007-06-05T00:56:00.000-07:00

.... Well.... I guess you can worry a little less.... don't get me wrong.... still worry.... but less... this time around... the picture isn't a steamer..... hell this time the low res won't help.... but actually slow the greatness of it..... okay... now I'm braggin'..... and shure... Z-man is happy... but what about everyone else.... huh?.... well.... what about them?..... Well?...... it looks like you ain't got shit..... oops... I swore.... Okay.... so for that I say... I'm sorry..... and as for the picture.... less sorry I am (how Yoda of me....) ..... and since the stink ain't as high... I'm Trout for now..... PEACE!
J

Post Soundtrack:
Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast
SoundCity Hooligans - We Live As Boys Should

BOOOOooooo......

2007-06-04T00:39:00.000-07:00

...Quote The Viewing Public........ So I haven't posted in a long ass time.... and what do I do?.... Well.... it would appear that I post Crap...... Now before you can ask me.... Well, Then why post it?..... let me tell you..... I figure this could be a nice bit of incentive for me to start trying harder.... I think I've coasted by for far too long... and soon enough it is gonna catch up to me..... so.... I guess this means I should get my ass in gear..... and actually do it this time..... so.... for now.... try to at least enjoy this picture a bit.... and think.... hey.... what ever comes next.... can't be this bad..... so... again.... Sorry... and I'll see you around.... or not..... that's your call.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
The Evens - The Evens
Beastie Boys - The Mix Up

What's The Deal?....

2007-05-14T17:27:00.000-07:00

... Seriously... I mean... I'm drawing everyday.... and have tons of pictures just layin' around.... and still it takes me forever to update this Blowg..... actually that's not totally fair.... lots of those drawing are for other projects and what have you.... oh who am I kidding... now I'm just makin' up x-cuses.... somebody needs to give Statler & Waldorf a call..... help get my ass back in gear... Well...... I'm waiting..... fine.... don't call them then..... I'm out..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Feist - The Reminder
DJ Spair - Hip Hop's Best Kept Secret

'bout Damn Time....

2007-04-30T20:12:00.000-07:00

.... As some of you will agree... it "IS" about damn time.... not only something went up on this...."blog".... but that the Grim picture is finished..... jeepers...... anyways.... I'll try post more soon..... and quit usin' all kinds of outlandish x-cuses...... sheesh.... dog ate my computer.... I mean... come on..... but what ever I suppose.... I guess I'll see you in the future..... maybe.... we'll see..... 'til then (of course providing....) .... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Zeph And Azeem - Rise Up
Lewis Black - The End Of The Universe

.... Uh.... KA-BOOM!.....

2007-04-19T00:15:00.000-07:00

... So I don't post for a little bit and this is what happens... everyone starts flippin' out..... blowin' shit up..... that can't be good..... hey..... maybe we can look on the bright side..... maybe it was just an exploding pop machine.... ???....... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!........ wait..... exploding pop machine.... yes.... I agree..... Yo Mama... Yo Mama indeed..... Okay... you know.... what... I'm think I'm just talkin' (typin'... what ever....) jibberish now.... (even more than usual.... don't worry... the crowd in on their feet...... anyone?... anyone?....... hmmm.... wait... I should get out of these......)..... ahhhh therer we are... nice.... now where was I.... oh yes.... Four Score and Seven years a wait a minute..... Alright..... who moved my book mark.... okay folks... that one wasn't my fault.... I mean the head phone fell off the turntable....... no?..... alright.... I'm out.... See you in the Future..... suckers........ PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Oliver Schroer - Camino

How Rude...

2007-04-13T23:40:00.000-07:00

.... You know there are just some people (or whatever).... you can't invite over to dinner.... You try to hook a brother up..... and he goes ahead and eats everyone.... I mean... come on.... Not that that wasn't bad enough.... right after.... he pipes up with the Boo Hoo..... about how it taste funny..... Well what did you expect?..... next time make them take off their shoes.... freak..... I'm outty....... 5000.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Dr. Dre - Oldskool Swap Meet Mixtape (1987)

Holy Crap! An Update...

2007-04-11T21:12:00.000-07:00

.... I don't know who runs this blog..... but it is terrible... I mean... Brother J says..... YUCK!.....What kinda jackenape doesn't update.... sheesh..... I'm just sayin'.... this Blogger is soooo stupid..... What's that?..... the Blogger is me.... oh... hmm...... actually you know what.... now that I know that.... let me just say..... BOOOOOOO!!!...... someone else... or me.... (wait for it)..... It Doesn't Matter....... anyways... now that I've given myself the gears..... I should go and have me a cry.... no no.... not the girly kind... I'm talkin' Man Crying..... yeah that's right... NO tissues...... ya heard...... 'til next time..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
DJ Pump - Golden Era Of Hip Hop 90-94
MC Search - Return Of The Product

An Idea Unlike My Own...

2007-03-28T22:24:00.000-07:00

... So.... some days... it just turns out that I can't come up with a good idea..... well that's when I start taking ideas from other people.... and well... this is how that goes..... (Note to self: Buy more pencils....) .... uhhh..... that's all I got.... hmmm.... maybe I should have asked for some ideas of what to write.... oh well... maybe next time... so for now... I'll just go.... see you around... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Henry Rollins - Talk Is Cheap Vol. 1
A-Trak - Oh No You Didn't

Another Great Idea...

2007-03-26T22:41:00.000-07:00

.... So... (even though I've used this excuse many-a-time before)... as of late... I've been super busy (see I told you)... I haven't really had time to contribute to my bowg.... (sadly I'm the only one puttin' stuff on here.... sadly... for more than one reason.....).... so I figure.... tonight... I have to put something up.... and well.... that's where the problems start.... I sit down... and I got nothing... actually... I had a great idea... that was really coming together.... but sadly (again).... that idea wasn't for this one... but... I tryed to force my way through it..... which.... would normally be okay... but even photoshop wasn't down with the picture... so it started having a fit... (or two.... maybe even more...)... so there I was... trying to finish this piece... with a piss poor idea.... and a program that knows it... and wants nothing to do with it (which I can't blame it..... or maybe I can... but... it doesn't really listen..... DAMN YOU PHOTOSHOP.... DAMN YOUS ALL TO HELL...... or something like that.... see... nothing...) ...... so now... (I figure)..... I'm done (enough)..... maybe next time Photoshop will be a little happier with me.... but I guess that just depends on the idea.... so lets hope next time... is just a tab gooder (Ha! Take that English language)... and so I'll leave it on that note..... or this this one.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Live From New York: An Uncensored History Of Saturday Night Live

Has Anyone Seen My Bears?...

2007-03-19T18:54:00.000-07:00

.... So.... as you might be able to tell... I've been busy doin' other non-posting things... What with the lack of actual posting up on this here blog of interest... if you will.... oh come on... just pretend... I have feelings you know... I mean... Dang.... anyways.... I figure I would put up some designs that I did for some friends at a local tattoo shop... www.boldersyde.com .... Now when you go there and notice the art is better than mine.... don't take that as a sign to not come back here.... I mean seriously mom... I'm your son dammit... I know, I know.... watch my mouth... anyways.... that should cover my post duties for now... just in time to get back to work... yaaaa..oh who am I kidding.... see you next time.... maybe....... even a pity visit... hey I'm cool with it.... I guess I'll just wait and see..... 'til then..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Del Tha Funkee Homosapien - I Wish My Brother George Was Here

On My Mutha F***in' Blog...

2007-03-12T21:47:00.000-07:00

..... That's right kiddies.... now that I've gotten rid of all the old folks... I've made some room for snakes..... well snake.... but.... with the option of more.... mmmm snakes... you know they go great with monkey brains... anyways... gotta go.... it would seem there is no time for love... Dr. Jones..... oh well.... next time maybe... 'til then... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Hanson Brothers - Sudden Death
NOFX - Punk In Drublic

As Good As Mine...

2007-03-06T22:38:00.000-08:00

... That's right... Your Guess..... See I could sit here and make up some story about what this one is all about.... but to be honest... while I was doin' it... I didn't have a clue as to what I was doin'... so I wouldn't expect you to.... I figure there's no reason to go and lie to myself.... lie to you... oh that's completely fine with me... oh wait... forget that last part..... uh... never mind.... Here's to the hope next time will be better.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
DJ Shortee - The Dreamer

The Final Resolve...

2007-03-02T22:13:00.000-08:00

... That's right kiddies... its time to do something about this old folks problem... What I've come up with is a plan which involves a bucket of water... a floor.... and some old folks.... What?... NO!... gaaahhd... where do you come up with these things... gross dude... seriously...... anyways... as I was saying... what we need to do is... splash the water all over the floor.... then tell the old folks there is a special on liver and onions... and when they come rushing in like a herd of buffalo who don't see the impending danger ahead.... blammo... BREAK YOUR HIP FOO!.... Ahh yeah... clean up on isle 4... Bitches... HA HA.... What?... Cruel?... Maaan, I don't see you lettin' them up in your blog.... yeah now you don't have so much to say.... so you need to back up.... BACK UP!.... mind your business.... mind your business...... anyways... I gotta get to this before you go all Benedict on me.... so for now... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Bon Jovi - Slippery When Wet

Yo! Bum Rush The Old...

2007-03-01T20:55:00.000-08:00

....OKay.... okay.... I know we got off on the wrong foot with all the "Old Folks" troubles.... now we could sit here all post and point fingers.... but I think we should try and work together.... lets start by closing the door.... that should at least cut down on the influx of oldies comin' in.... then...... well we... should.... CRAP!.... I'm out of ideas..... oh man.... what are we gonna do.... here they come.... they're gaining on us..... veeerrrryyy slowly..... but of course that doesn't mean we can't panic right?.... Right!.... Now where was I..... oh yes.... AHHHHHHhhhhhh...... zzzzzzzz zz z z .... FRENCH TOAST PLAESE!...... oh forget it... I'm outta here.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Davy Graham - Fire In The Soul

Dawn Of The Not Dead Yet...

2007-02-28T18:49:00.000-08:00

.... Alright who left the door open?..... Was it you?.... Great... look what you've gone and done..... Now all the old folks are comin' in.... Why would you go and do a thing like that hmmmm.... oh... what it's my fault.... well its good to see your still in your "mood" from last post.... I thought we could move on... but nooooo.... you had to go-a-pointin' fingers..... fine... if that's the way you want it.... fine..... GOOD!..... You know... I hope your in a better mood for the next post..... 'til then.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
De La Soul - De La Soul Is Dead

Crazy Old Man....

2007-02-27T21:13:00.000-08:00

... No not me.... well.... specific to this post... not me.... okay... yes... I'm a crazy old man.... but I thought I would just name this post that.... but of course I didn't think there would be this problem.... oh forget it.... this is a quick sketch of a crazy old man.... and because of the unpleasantness.... I shall be going.... fine.... FINE....... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Ice Cube - Lethal Injection

By The Sea Shore...

2007-02-22T23:53:00.000-08:00

..... So... uh.... Oh I don't know.... a Pirate.... well a Pirate thats a skull.... oooo scary.... or not... I mean what ever.... okay... I got nothing.... so I'll leave.... again.... confused.... well here's a hope for something better next time.... but again... don't get your hopes up.... seriously..... anyways... tune in next time for a heapin' helpin' of Let Down..... 'til then..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Monty Python - The Instant Monty Python CD Collection

The Stand...

2007-02-19T21:48:00.000-08:00

... You know I always thought this was a cool shot..... So what did I go and do... That's right Kiddies.... I brought out the ol' Butcher Knife... and well you get the point.... and uh yeah.... I guess I'll leave it at that.... Don't worry I'll go back to hackin' up my own stuff next time... or will I..... No... no.... it will be my stuff... which reminds me..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Fatlip - The Loneliest Punk
Ice Cube - AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted

Driving Through Detox...

2007-02-16T20:06:00.000-08:00

.... So.... I realized I was spending far too much time watching Crack and not posting.... so I figured it was about time I check'd myself in and got some things up here.... Don't get me wrong... I could still have a relapse..... what with a season and a half just sitting around... but for right now... by that I mean this minute... 'cause I hear the Crack a callin'..... for now I'm posting.... just think... now you can tell people you remeber when I was spiraling out of control.... Don't worry I'm sure one of you will bring it up... right?.... Mom?.... Dad?.... damn.... that's it I'm goin' to take another hit off the Glass Tube..... for now.... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Jann Arden - Uncover Me

Dakah Hip Hop Orchestra - Unfinished Symphony

Still The Boss....

2007-02-12T01:19:00.000-08:00

.... The Crack you say.... No No..... I'm actually ref.... you know what.... your right.... My love of said Crack (Check last post for more on this topic).... has been throwing my posts all out of wack.... but soon.... (one could only hope)... I'll be back on track..... but as of right now..... telecrack.... and oh what crack she be..... oops.... looks like my shivers are kickin' up again.... gotta do something about that..... 'til next.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Brougham - Le Cock Sportif

Wet Shoe Laces....

2007-02-06T21:21:00.000-08:00

.... So as of late.... I've been hooked on Crack.... No... not that kind.... but TV Crack... or at least as close as I've seen in a while.... Now.... this mug here.... its even more animated than I can make it... but as always... that doesn't seem to stop me.... so here is the 'Walnuts'... and now.... back to the show..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Erykah Badu - Baduizm

The Wait Is Half Of It....

2007-02-04T01:29:00.000-08:00

...That's right kiddies..... I know it seems like being a super hero is all action and excitment.... but sadly.... half of it.... is just waiting around for something to happen..... and on that... I gotta get back to waiting.... oh crap I've said too much...... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Dave Attell - Hey, Your Mouth's Not Pregnant
Jerry Seinfeld - I'm Telling You for the Last Time
Don Rickles - Hello Dummy

Ladies First.....

2007-01-29T22:33:00.000-08:00

... Not much to say on this one..... oh come on now.... there is no need to cheer... regardless.... Just trying to draw the ladies more..... and this is how that goes...... and this is how I go.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Queen Latifah - All Hail The Queen

....Something Completely Similar...

2007-01-27T06:43:00.000-08:00

.... I was feeling inspired by a certain artist.... so I thought I would try draw and colour something completely similar.... and this is how that turned out..... so if you can guess the artist... well then I did my job... if not.... then.... well you know how that goes..... for now... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Guttermouth - Covered In Ants
Richard Cheese - Aperitif For Destruction

NY Mets Win Double Header.....

2007-01-24T21:39:00.000-08:00

...The score was 99 to 86.... anyways...... As of late... I've been watching loads of Get Smart episodes..... and Loving it.... it was one of my favorite shows growing up.... and let me tell you.... the Cone Of Silence.... is still as great now... as it was then.... so I figured I would take a shot at Agent 86... and this is how super cool it turned out..... would you believe.... sort of cool?.... no..... well would you believe... good enough.... either way... I gotta get back to Control.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Big Pun - Capital Punishment
The Meters - Look-Ka Py Py
Money Mark - Mark's Keyboard Repair

Is It Hot In Here?.....

2007-01-22T21:16:00.000-08:00

...Or is it just you..... Uh.... I mean... damn..... yeah after that unpleasantness.... not much else I can say..... so I will go.... please don't call the cops..... again... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Cash Money & Marvelous - Where's The Party At

The Reason....

2007-01-18T23:00:00.000-08:00

... So Yeah.... I have a feeling that I'll never work for Marvel.... just a thought... well unless they bring back "What The...?!".... but probably not.... so for now... take that Marvel.... Have at you.... oh no.... not the Lawyers.... RUN AWAYYYY!!!!.......... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Third Sight - Symbionese Liberation Album
K-OS - Atlantis

The Herd...

2007-01-17T21:31:00.000-08:00

.... Nothin' says a good time.... like a herd of Randoms.... yeah.... what else can I say..... nothing I can think of.... oh wait.... Plastic ears are sweet..... and on that... I'm out (to go get me some fake ears)..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
P-Love - All Up In Your Mind
The Last Poets - Holy Terror

Almost....

2007-01-15T21:07:00.000-08:00

.... That's right.... almost good content.... almost.... You know I think this blowg needs something else..... what... gee I don't know.... but I just think it could be better.... I have a feeling that means I'll have to work harder.... or it could stay the same...... hmmmm.... who knows.... Do Youuuuu?............ Here's hopin' that things get.... what ever they be gettin'.... tune in again loyal reader........ uh readers.... yeah that's it.... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

DJ Andy Smith - Northern Soul

Puca Time...

2007-01-10T18:32:00.000-08:00

.... That's right Kids... its time again for Puca Pals... he hey... don't throw that.... cut it out.... okay fine.... well at least I only put one of them up..... yeah that's right... don't make me multi post.... oh I'll do it.... who am I kidding I hardly single post.... but then again.... stranger things have happened.... so lets just back away.... and go our seperate wa..... RUN AWAY!!....... oh wait.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Dana Dane - Dana Dane With Fame
Da Lench Mob - Guerillas In Tha Mist

Some Randoms...

2007-01-07T23:46:00.000-08:00

.... While I'm workin' on a bunch of other things.... I figure.... why not do up some randoms.... with colour.... so this is that..... and I..... well I'm out..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

David Cross - It's Not Funny

DJ Shadow - The Outsider

Skull Drawin' Fiend.....

2007-01-04T01:03:00.000-08:00

.... As of late... I've really been into drawin' skulls..... what else can I say.... skulls are cool.... This is a doodle I did earlier today..... but now that it is late today (or really early tomorrow) ..... I should sleep.... so I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
P-Money - Magic City

Beware The Puca Pass.....

2007-01-02T14:05:00.000-08:00

...That's right Kiddies.... it's the Puca Pals..... Well okay.... I know there is only one (right now).... but I figured any more than one at a time.... and there would be a good chance that you might lash out and hit your screen..... so.... here is just one for now..... and remember.... if you come a cross one of the Puca Pals..... direct your laughter right at them.... I figure its the only way they will learn.... and (god forbid) you are one of them..... well... you can start by saying your sorry..... and turning off you Light Brite belt..... seriously..... seriously!....... and on that.... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Ant Banks - The Big Badass
B-Legit - Tryin' To Get A Buck

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!...

2006-12-31T18:03:00.000-08:00

.... Just thought I would throw one more up before the new year started.... so here it is... and here I go.... Thanks to all the people who checked back now and then with a comment... and to the creepers as well..... keep on doin'... see you all around.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Das EFX - Dead Serious

Cee-Lo Green And His Perfect Imperfections

Smoke On The Blogger....

2006-12-29T18:06:00.000-08:00

Tryer in the Wry....... or something.... anyways.... just workin' out some new styles..... well its all pretty much the same style.... but.... just tryin' new things..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Mos Def & Talib Kweli are Black Star

A Major Award...

2006-12-24T23:39:00.000-08:00

.... hmmm.... must be Italian........ not much else needs to be said on this one..... so.... NOT A FINGA!...... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Andy Smith - The Document II

More Time Wasting....

2006-12-23T17:04:00.000-08:00

...After realising that the task I was performing had gaps of down time.... I figured I would doodle in said time..... No real plan as to what I was putting down.... and well... this is what that looks like..... aaaand.... I'm Trout....... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Mystic - Cuts For Luck & Scars For Freedom

And The Wait Continues...

2006-12-22T00:56:00.000-08:00

... This is just something I doodled up while waiting for an appointment... I guess this means I'm starting to practice workin' on the Bastards again...... so I will introduce.... (from left to right)... Ralph The Duck, Stan Thrax and Blog local Straddle Various..... maybe next time you see them they'll have colour..... buuuut most likely not..... so for now... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Rad (Original Soundtrack)

Old Man....

2006-12-21T00:03:00.000-08:00

...please stay a while. I know at first I seemed to busy. But now I'll make the time. Stay and tell me one more story.......... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Jeru The Damaja - Wrath Of The Math
Ten Foot Pole - Rev

A Thousand Million Miles....

2006-12-20T01:17:00.000-08:00

..... It would appear that's just about as far as I've been from putting up new stuff...... anyways.... again... just another exercise in colouring.... aaaaaand... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Bill Cosby - To My Brother Russell

Woody Allen - Stand Up Comic

Nas - Hip Hop Is Dead

Red Skull..... Sort of....

2006-12-09T14:20:00.000-08:00

...Basically... I just felt like playin' with some colours..... not much else doin'.... so for now.... I'm Trouty 5000!..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Sacred Hoop - Go Hogwild

Steady B - Bring The Beat Back

New Christams Card....

2006-12-03T12:28:00.000-08:00

... So here is a sneak at this years Christams card... I broke it into stages to show my process (if you can call it that).... now as far as seeing the final with super sweet text and what have you.... I figure you'll have to talk to my parents about getting on the card list.... and if not... then this will have to do..... 'til next time..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

My Chemical Romance - Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge

What the Hell.....

2006-12-02T09:58:00.000-08:00

.... Yeah I know.... it seems like I haven't been posting for the last little while.... and straight up.... I haven't been... I figured I would take my blog.... and personal art projects and put them to the side so I could get all that other crap out of the way.... and.... it kinda worked.... I'm about 95% done all that other carp..... so I can start posting more odd ball stuff on here..... today's post is basically a compilation of doodles I had done.... while I was supposed to be workin'.... so yeah that's about it on that..... well I should go I have to go and hunt me a sexy gorilla.... and uh...... on that note..... I'll see you around..... maybe..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Spinal Tap - Break Like The Wind

Stetsasonic - In Full Gear

My Writing Isn't That Interesting....

2006-11-17T01:45:00.000-08:00

Trust Me.... and now that I've warned you.... here we go.... Hey Kids!.... It's painting time.... or it was.... so.... uh okay forget it... just watch for the chord changes... and try to keep up..... anyways this is a gift that I finished up last week for a buddy of mine... I figure one of these days I'll figure out how to make one.... and keep it.... but until then.... it looks like the people I know will be getting more free ish.... on another note... it looks like I'm starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel.... uh.... of all the work I have to do... dammit... I said watch the chord changes..... ah who am I kidding... I forgot everything I know about guitar a long time ago.... I think it had something to do with needing more brain space for "Friends" trivia..... or maybe I just killed those brain cells with delicious delicious beer..... hey... maybe it was because of "Friends"... huh..... reguardless... I think I lost the brain cells that help me keep on point.... maybe I just need to sleep.... yeah that's it.... sleep..... so I'll do that then...... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Lovage: Songs To Make Love To Your Old Lady By

Now In Wallet Size...

2006-11-14T01:35:00.000-08:00

... Well.... again... I don't really know what the hell I'm thinkin'... but this time... it looks like this.... now before some of you get the wrong idea.... I'm not really a big fan of Rob Zombie's films... however.... I do have tons of respect for him.... and his knack to find some of the most interesting looking characters.... and I guess that is the reason for yet another "Zombie" based picture.... of course this time it's set in your local Sears..... Too bad they can't make another one of those films... 'cause I think I have something here..... well maybe not.... since it's just a scrap of an idea... and we all know Hollywood would never make a movie based around a flimsy idea..... Would they?.... anyways.... gotta get back to more hair brained schemes..... mwah ha ha ha ha.... hmm? no cough this time...... WOO HOO.... I'm cured..... WOo... Cough Cough.... cough..... damn.... I gotta get that looked at..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Me First & The Gimme Gimmes - Love Their Country

Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny

Please Respond In The Next 10 Days...

2006-11-06T01:30:00.000-08:00

... Oh wait... that's my junk mail..... I suppose you had to be there.... anyways.... I've been busy trying to finish off some important projects over the last while so..... I ... oh wait.... I'm posting about the same.... so uh.... never mind.... well today's post is all about colours.... I figured I would try out some new colours.... and ways of using them.... and again... this is how it turned out.... and as far as the posting goes.... I hope I can clear off my desk... so I'll be able to do more.... but until then.... I'm outty 5000!....... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Jello Biafra - I Blow Minds For A Living
Teen Idles - Minor Disturbance
Dark Sun Riders - Seeds Of Evolution

Seasonally Appropriate...I Hope...

2006-10-26T22:00:00.000-07:00

.... Well I guess the saying is true.... Once you go uhhhh.... something... you never uh... go.... hmmmm ok... I got nothing.... well.... back to the story line.... where was I... oh yes.... Well.... it looks like I can't stop colouring these dang things... I tried to just put up my lame-o sketches... but I kept being over taken by the urge to colour.... thus makin' the picture not-so-lame.... or so I would hope.... anyways.. blah blah blah..... I figured I would throw up another on of these festive type things..... and here it is.... and I'm sure your all shocked (myself included) that I was able to get it together before Halloween passed.... but if I didn't... I was ready to put a red hat on it and make it.... that's right.... make it a Fireman.... wait that's not right...... oh.... I mean Santa... yeah that was it..... so woo hoo for me...... and now I got celebrate...... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
The Herbaliser - Very Mercenary
Doug E. Fresh - Oh, My God!
Ugly Duckling - Bang For The Buck

Frankenpost...

2006-10-23T21:17:00.000-07:00

... Well, Well, Well.... look who final came a postin'.... oh wait.... its me..... so then I guess I need to go on the defensive... no.... you're a big doody head.... ahhh that should about do it.... anyways.... I figured.... since Halloween is comin' up... I should do something.... festive... wait is it festive.... sure.... lets just go with it.... hope it sticks.... one thing I have noticed is that the colouring part takes forever (being that I still have no real clue as to what I am doin'...).... so I figure maybe I'll lay off them for a while.... just do some doodles and ideas...... well maybe a little colour.... I mean hey... what's a "Poorly Coloured Blog" without colour.... oh... a "Poorly Not Coloured Blog"... I would guess.... reguardless.... enjoy this for now... and hopefully I can get more stuff up soon.... 'til then... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Sineater - Less For Nothing
Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards
Ben Folds - Supersunnyspeedgraphic - The LP

They're Baaaaaaaack......

2006-10-15T01:40:00.000-07:00

...So it all started as an innocent little doodle.... well that was before I decided to colour it........ I just figured it would be good (and well needed) to practice up on my colouring skills..... and you'll never guess what happened....... Okay fine... maybe you can guess..... but for those who don't know..... oh.... you all know.... hmmmm.... well then because I like to hear myself type...... It turned into a .... Get this..... a "Sloppy Mess".... no really... take a look...... ahhh good times.... but.... I'm glad I could truck in some old favorites.... (of mine at least).... Straddle, Jerri.... and.... (new to the group... well visually)... good ol' Shelly..... yup.... Glad to have them over.... and on that.... I bounce.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Suicidal Tendencies - Possesed To Skate (Demo)
SNFU - And No One Else Wanted To Play
Dag Nasty - Field Day

Disseshowestopdoors...

2006-10-08T12:08:00.000-07:00

I've always been drawn to art work that gets put through its paces.... for example... Skateboard art.... That's where you'll find some of the coolest art.... and all it takes is one slide and the graphics are hooped... or are they.... I think (personally at least) it adds to the over all look... sure the original art has been altered... but the level of character and personalization have increased.... I know, I know.... this isn't the case for all art... but for somethings its cool to see what regular wear and tear will do to it.... and so (finally).. we get to today's post.... recently I was asked to do some door stops... I figured it would be fun to think in a different format than... "flat"..... and I was also into seeing how they would look after some serious wear.... and so... this is the first installment in my "Door Stop Phase" (oooo.... sounds arty)... if you want to see some more shot of these door stops... check out the couple other shots I put up on my flickr page.... http://www.flickr.com/photos/houseofgoalie ..... well that 'bout does it for now.... enjoy.... and.. PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
NOFX - The Longest Line
Dead Kennedys - Plastic Surgery Disasters

Lets Read It Now.....

2006-10-06T00:11:00.000-07:00

.... Mmmmm... Oh Yeah... all that beauty wrapped up in one fine ass 46 year old high school freshman.... mmmm.... must be the 32 years she spent as a teenage run away..... Really what else can I say.... she's great... but make sure that nothing happens to Shelly.... I mean I would just die if anything happened to her.... Hey if you don't believe me.... look into it for your self.... just go on past the Dealers, Cons and 18 Carat Pimps.... and stop in at the Strangers With Candy... then everything will start to make sense..... just.... watch out for the Glint..... seriously... that stuff will mess you up.... and on that... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Propagandhi - Today's Empire, Tomorrow's Ashes

Road Trip Post Up.......

2006-09-28T01:24:00.000-07:00

.... So recently.... a buddy was nice enough to bring to my attention that I don't post enough... so I decided to do something in spirit(s) for an upcoming road trip.... in which I will be goin' to see Bad Religion & Dropkick Murphys... I've always liked doing band posters... and so I figured why not do it for some bands I like.... so now I've posted.... and uh yeah.... I guess... that means if I don't put something up tomorrow.... I'm an ass...... (J from the future says.... "I can't believe they called me an ass..... harsh.")... anyways.... enjoy this for now... and I'll try harder to post more often..... until that happens.... I'm out..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Lewis Black - The Carnegie Hall Performance
Bad Religion - No Control
Dropkick Murphys - Sing Loud, Sing Proud!

Freaka-Me... Freaka-You....

2006-09-24T03:09:00.000-07:00

... Hey, NICE LADIEEEE...... Ahhhh-loha Lady in the dress.... Yoda-ley...cough cough cough... man... I gotta get that looked at.... anyways.... so recently I was reminded of just how great Freakazoid was (is).... so... as per usual... it seemed to find itself sneakin' into my doodles... the only real down side to that was.... once I started I realised.... I have tons of drawing skills I need to work on.... harsh.... but I pushed on.... and now I present to you.... the picture of many layers..... dun dahhhhhh cough cough.... dammit... there it is again.... well that about wraps it up for me.... so I'll leave you with this tid bit of wisdom..... "I've Dined at the Green Gord.... Your better off as hostages."...... and so it goes... so it goes...... and I'm off.... WHOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH!........ PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Norm McDonald - Ridiculous
Ben Folds - Songs For Silverman
Big Daddy Kane - Long Live The Kane

Goin' Over The Edge....

2006-09-19T02:13:00.000-07:00

... These days... it seems like... all I do is organize records..... which is most likely the reason... I beat the crap out of this picture.... Sure it started out as a perfectly fine doodle..... then... you know... I hit it with some colour... everything is all good..... but then it happened.... before I knew it I was scratching it up and what have..... I think I may need to take a break from organizin'... so I can bring back the smoothness to things...... ah who am I kidding.... I'm still only in the section they call "C"... so I guess it will be beat up lookin' stuff for the next little while..... oh well.... what ya gonna do brother..... and on that.... I'm out...... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Kool Moe Dee - I'm Kool Moe Dee
Black Label Society - The Blessed Hellride
Buck Cherry - Time Bomb

Ya Big Dummy.....

2006-09-12T01:28:00.000-07:00

...... This is basically a quick try at yet another person.... I don't know how well I pulled this one off.... but whatever..... I had fun playin' with the colours..... oh, oh.... and the drawing part wasn't so bad either..... Maybe I just wanted to put something up so my blog didn't sit for too long.... either way.... I think we all know who the real "Big Dummy" is...... and now that my feelings are hurt..... I'm off to sleep....... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Redd Foxx - Uncensored
Ultramagnetic MC's - Critical Beatdown

Only 'Cause You Requested It.....

2006-09-06T01:02:00.000-07:00

..... Now look what you made me do.... hmm.... hmmmm.... proud of yourself..... hmmm.... Anyways.... it would seem that I'm finally finishing this epic doodle.... well for me at least.... trust me.... go back a bunch of posts and read how I'm not very comfortable drawing "the ladies"..... (or just read it right there... lazy bastard).... So I had to deal with that..... then when I got into it I realised..... man... thats a lot of black to fill in with a pencil..... oh yeah... I did it.... and boy are my arms tired.... wait a minute... that's another joke..... dammit...... anyways..... here it is..... and here I go...... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Fat Boys - Crushin'
Banksy & Paris Hilton - That's Hot!
Saafir - Trigonometry

Just When You Thought It Was Safe...

2006-09-04T22:42:00.000-07:00

.... Like it says.... sure you may have thought I would only inflict the caricatures on people I know.... no, no, no.... I mean how will I be able to keep up the level of fear... MWAH HA HA HA H...cough cough cough.... dammit... anyways... this is a sketch I did while watching a movie... and it worked out well enough for me to colour... and uh yeah.... so keep this in mind.... If the drawing is good.... then the movie sucked..... andif it is bad... then.... I was watching a classic.... you can pick the one you think fits...... anyways... that does it for now.... remember.... Beware.... Take care...... and....... PULL THE STRING!!!.... PULL THE STRING!!!........ PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Me First And The Gimmie Gimmies - Are A Drag

Good News/Bad News....

2006-09-01T01:48:00.000-07:00

... Every so often I take a stab (yup... I said it) at doing caricatures.... sure I still need a load of practice (I guess we can add that to my "To Do" list).... but as per usual.... that didn't stop me.... you might have asked yourself.... "Does it really look like the guy?"..... I suppose you'll have to ask him.... I guess if he takes a swing at me.... I know somethings off..... or he's having a bad day..... or I may have just drank his last beer.... (ooooh..... my liver hurts)... but that's beside the point..... as for the good news/bad news...... Good News...... I didn't give your mug a go...... Bad News..... it doesn't mean your off the hook..... so look out kiddies.... you could be next.... or you.... yeah, yeah.... or you..... or.... uh... no not you..... well now that I have worried the lot of ya.... I'll take my leave.... 'til the next time... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Gwar - America Must Be Destroyed
Dropkick Murphys - The Warriors Code

Look Out!.... Its a Doodle!.....

2006-08-30T02:02:00.000-07:00

.... Jeepers..... When Chick Doodles Attack.... don't worry they won't bite...... or will they...... anyways..... its pretty obvious that I need to start working on drawing girls.... oh and getting sleep..... Always had a hard time with them.... and not just on paper... he he... cough cough... so uh yeah..... I suppose this will have to do.... and to put your mind at ease... I shall start working on it more.... I think they call it practice..... but again I could be wrong.... either way I think I'll give sleeping a try soon..... but first.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Pantera - Power Metal

Faces Of Crayon...

2006-08-27T03:35:00.000-07:00

...Yup.... More Doodles.... but this time in Colour.... wow I know.... hey, you know what... I'll just let that sink in for a bit.......... I'm out..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
NOFX - Wolves In Wolves' Clothing

Plenty Of Time.....

2006-08-25T22:41:00.000-07:00

.... or so it would seem.... so I said I would do it.... and here it is.... a collection of doodles and doodles..... usually these are hiding under my keyboard... but now they have escaped for a limited time only.... get them while they last..... you can only get this offer on tv..... offer not valid in (your city here). Well that should do it for now.... 'til then.... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
CBC's "The Wire"

I'll show you wasted time....

2006-08-25T13:33:00.000-07:00

... No really I will.... anyways.... between being stupid busy and turbo unorganized.... I don't seem to have the time to work on art projects..... but I do how ever seem to have tons of time to to doodle.....so this will begin the doodle portion of my blog..... I have lots of them (he he worst employee ever)..... so I'll try and put up a grip of them soon..... anyways.... back to work..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
U.N.K.L.E. - Psyence Fiction

Is This The Way?....

2006-08-18T03:32:00.000-07:00

.... Wow its late...... I gotta sleep...... zzzzzzzzz.... French Toast Please.... okay... that's it... I'm off to bed...... uh I mean couch..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Dr. Dre - The Chronic

AHHHHhhhhhh.........

2006-08-17T03:29:00.000-07:00

... A Little known fact..... ET didn't always remember how to make the bike fly..... no no.... you couldn't even count the amount of times he (I think.... wait didn't it wear a dress?.... hmmm)... and Elliot ended up at the bottom of the cliff.... not to mention how many other kids didn't make it out so lucky.... of course that part was edited out an replaced with killer Walkie Talkies..... anyways that's it for now..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
NOFX - The War On Errorism

The Eye Of The Beholder...

2006-08-16T01:33:00.000-07:00

.... So I'm about half way through this picture... and I realize.... All that time spent on something that won't show up ...... Nice J.... Nice.... Well I guess you'll just have to take my word for it.... that part is so.... uh... super awesome... that its probably for the better that its small.... or it's greatness might just cause your head to blow up..... yes.... like in Scanners.... ah well....chalk it up as another lesson learned on my road to better colouring... well... I'll end it there..... before I srew something elz up...... oh wait.... dammit..... I'm out..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Rascalz - Cash Crop
Ice Cube - Kill At Will
Pennywise - Wild Card/A Word From The Wise

How's The New Script?...

2006-08-14T18:55:00.000-07:00

.... You know I try to keep hope alive... but everytime I watch "Family Guy" these days... I just see the same tired formula.... an unfinished idea for a story.... smashed together with terrible (and usually the same) 80's references.... To each his own I suppose.... but I just want more out of the show.... sure I like a fart joke as much as the next guy.... but the show makes me feel like I'm reading a bad joke book (from the 80's).... anyways.... I guess I'll just have to wait for Seth to come in from Shark Jumping.... so he can make sure they strap on a story line... not just a situation.... well at least every now and then... until then I'm out..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Special Ed - Youngest In Charge
The Coup - Pick A Bigger Weapon

A Marvelous Tail....

2006-08-13T20:41:00.000-07:00

....When people speak of the Worlds Greatest Super Hero.... they would do them self a favor to remember.... the one and only..... Spider-Ham...... because... well, Shaft may be a complicated man.... but Peter Porker... well he doesn't F*** around.... oh... and he's a pig...... realize..... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Chubb Rock - And The Winner Is...
EPMD - Strictly Business

Fun With Markers...

2006-08-10T00:27:00.000-07:00

.... That's right.... I'm hooked on markers..... and you guessed it I'm flying high as a.... well as a thing that has been smelling markers for an extended period of time.... which is.... pretty high.... well kinda high.... would you believe mildly high.... okay fine.... I'm not high... but I was almost cool there for a second.... ah well.... what am I to do.... more markers I guess..... so on that..... I'll leave you with these words of wisdom.... "You're a towel!"....... uhhh PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill (Acoustic)
Anthrax - Sound Of White Noise

What The...?!

2006-08-09T00:56:00.000-07:00

...Just a quick doodle before bed..... huh.... colour seems off.... maybe I need a new screen.... or maybe I'm just high on marker fumes..... mmmmm drippy..... man I gotta lay down..... and so I will.... whoa... uh I mean PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Foo Fighters - In Your Honor (Disc 2)

This Is Your Doodle On Colour

2006-08-03T19:03:00.000-07:00

.... Man... I need to learn how to colour.... or at least colour a bit quicker.... 'cause this thing took me waaaay too long..... Of course if I actually learned how to colour....then I... wait that wouldn't be a bad thing.... hmmm note to self.... Learn to colour.... Well I guess I'll go do that.... or will I ... DA DA DAAAAAA!.... aaaaaaand I'm out..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Slayer - South Of Heaven

Strung Out - An American Paradox

Ozzy Osbourne - The Essential Ozzy Osbourne (Disc 1)

My Nose Doesn't Belong There?...

2006-07-31T12:49:00.000-07:00

..... Hey Kiddies..... and welcome back to "How To Be The Most Hated Person In The Land Of Blog" (Man that's a long title).... today I'm basically sticking my nose firmly where it doesn't belong..... okay heres a little background..... I was reading one of the Blogs I find myself frequenting... and I saw a post where and artist.... and a damn fine one at that had asked another damn fine artist for some help.... well..... enter me..... I was interested to see if I could do something... so I did.... and now I'm putting it out there for the masses..... to make up for my imposition.... who ever reads this blog...... Mom..... should check out http://heri26.blogspot.com/ .... this guy has some really great art.... which if you must.... he was the one who did the head (good part) of the above picture..... anyways.... I should bounce... but check for me on the someones Enemys List...... 'till then... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Joey Ramone - Don't Worry About Me

My Dinner Without Andre

2006-07-28T23:52:00.000-07:00

Easy.... Easy..... stay inside the lines man..... come on now...... dammit..... quickly erase it.... no one will know.... Hey, what are you doing?...... don't post that..... you still need to practice.... control.... control.... You must learn control..... Oh fine.... post it then..... see if I care.... don't come rollin' over to me when the trouble starts...... Hmmm.... Tell Me more...... oh wait I'm talkin' to myself..... awkward..... I think I'll just get the check...... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Ice Cube - Death Certificate
NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum

Now That You Mention It...

2006-07-26T00:24:00.000-07:00

... Zappa..... Period..... Basically something was said on another blog that inspired me to do this drawing..... which blog you ask.... well the Blog is www.chriswahlart.blogspot.com ... I find myself checking his site all the time.... So much amazing art.... and not to mention.... tutorials-a-bounds... all in all make sure you check it out. (even if I'm talking to myself.... which I have a feeling I am..... so I guess I'll just go check it then..... yeah that's the ticket....) ... so for now.... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge

Its About Time...

2006-07-19T22:35:00.000-07:00

... You better believe it..... I went looking.... and you'll never guess who I found..... That is unless you read the last post.... (and I'm pretty sure you didn't.... Hell, I know I didn't...)... But if you haven't guessed it by now..... Its Morris Day.... and the Mutha F***in' Time..... well maybe not the Time.... but clocks....... (lots of them I know.... but none as cool as Jerome... ) ... Anyways I gotta go get my giant mirror.... 'til we do it again..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Run DMC - Tougher Than Leather

Falling Behind....

2006-07-19T04:33:00.000-07:00

... It would appear that all I really need to do is find the time.... No not Morris Day and the... although that wouldn't be so bad..... hey maybe I'll look into that.... 'til then 5000!

Post Soundtrack:
DJ Nu-Mark - Hands On

Tooning Your Pimp Hand....

2006-07-10T21:35:00.000-07:00

...Sooo... who wants to slap a cartoon?... Hmmm... oh come on.... You know you wanna.... this is your chance.... Okay here's how you do it..... First you go to Toon Town.... then... What's that?.... You don't know where toon town is...... huh.... Well then.... I guess I can't help you.... so... uh... yeah.... I suppose I'll just... talk to you later.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
X-Clan - To The East, Blackwards

Blowing Minds....

2006-07-09T01:29:00.000-07:00

.... That's right Kiddies..... I'm back... but its not me blowin' minds..... although.... I do get that..... more to the side of... "Dude!... What were you thinkin'?".... but enough about me... The purpose of this post is to draw your attention to someone who seriously "Blows Minds"..... Mike over at Slowmotionlandscape.... everytime he puts something new up on his site..... tick tick tick BOOM!... and let me tell you.... minds ain't easy to grow back.... (You might be able to tell from how well this post is going...) Anyways.... Check his stuff out for yourself.... www.slowmotionlandscape.com .... and again.... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Drive Like Jehu - Yank Crime
Muddy Waters - Electric Mud

The Sky Is Fallin'...

2006-07-08T19:12:00.000-07:00

....Well maybe the sky isn't falling... but the respectability of blogs are. Yes, thats right, I have joined the ranks (by that I mean smell...at least on my part...)... of blogdom..... Sure its been said that I really shouldn't write my thoughts.... but what are you gonna do about it.... Actually I'm sorry..... I will actually try to keep my B.S.ing to a minimum..... So on that note I'll leave you be.... for now..... later kiddies..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Greg Graffin - American Lesion
Neil Young - Harvest
Rancid - Rancid (2000)