Life On A Pole...

..... Yeah now I got your attention... but sadly not as fun as it could have been.... No, No... I'm talkin' about posters again.... it seems like they are the only things out side of work that I can do... and make rad... (well I think so...) .... eventhough they seem to take forever... and the money isn't always there... I do find them fun (enough) to do... and each time... I try to do something a little bit different than the last... anyways... check 'em... and for now... I'm Trout.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Ben Folds Presents: University A Cappella

The Cheats - Harsh Dungeon

NOFX - Coaster

Droppin' E's... bfor th yar nds.... (What?)

... So I figured I would try and get something up here... before the new year started.... sure I could have done it up fresh for the new year... but then... people might think I was trying to start off on the right foot for the year..... and well.... I'm gonna have to drop a Hells No.... all up in that beez..... anyways... that all aside... here is something I drew up a while ago... and actually liked the way it turned out... so I thought.... Hey.... why not try something new with the colouring... and.... this is what ya get.... so enjoy it (Dammit)... and have a happy New Year.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

DJ Shadow - Excessive Ephemera

RJD2 - Since We Last Spoke

Cheating The Marker....

.... That's right..... here I am... smack dab in the middle of a drawing slump.... aaaaand the milestone post.... and.... what do I do... well I post someone elses work... he he... that'll show him... anyways.... a while back.... I did an art trade (each of us drew a picture that the other inked and coloured) with JSkin... over at his blog.... I drew up some turd... that he made rad... and I took his... good drawing... and coloured it... woo hoo... look at me... I can colour things... anyways... it was a fun thing to try out.... so yeah... check his out... check mine out... (ha sucker..... you've already checked mine.... unless no one checked it... then... well... shit... never mind...) .... alright kiddies....that's it for this time... see you next time I forget how to draw... and just need something to take my mind of things.... don't worry... I have a bunch of pictures predrawn up.... so... weeeee... more colouring... but for now... I'll take my lameness away.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Nerf Herder - IV
ONYX - Bacdafucup

Posterama...

..... Since we last spoke (no I know we don't speak.... I get it... there are better blogs to check.... but I just liked the way it started off... sheesh).... anyways.... since we last spoke (What?.... Are you not paying attention?.... Its not that we have or haven't spoken.... its... you know what.... why don't you just get over it....) .... (alright... lets try this again).... Since I last posted (Yeah.... shut it up foo....) ..... I've been super busy.... just trying to get this and that done (work... it'll do that to ya).... I haven't had as much time as I would like to do up cool (so I think) drawings.... but (not to fear) I have been doing more show posters.... which is a good time.... I mean I get time to play around.... and come up with neato ideas..... aaaaand get a couple bucks along the way.... so.... wait... what was I talking about?..... you know what... look at the posters.... and we'll see what I can throw up for the milestone post.... Check ya later.... PEACE!

Post Sountrack:

The Rebel Spell - Four Songs About Freedom

Fingerbangerz - VI-R-US

D.O.A. - Win The Battle

Seriouly... I Like Cats...

.... even though I like cats.... you could say..... I had waaaay too much fun doing this one up.... this one was also done for a drawing jam.... what?..... great.... now I feel like a jerk... come on kiddies... its just a joke.... you know what... fine... be that way.... huh.... maybe I'll draw YOU next.... mwah ha ha ha...... anyways.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Aceyalone - All Balls Don't Bounce
Poison Idea - Dutch Courage

Oh baby...

.... Yup... I went there.... what can I say.... well I guess I should say... what can I say... that the picture doesn't.... oh come on now... harsh.... but harshlarious.... riiiiight?!.... Okay fine... if you must know... this was done for a monthly drawing jam (last month).... and the theme.... Snake Vs ____ .... you know what... I AM kinda fucked up.... being that I jumped right to baby killing... oh well... what can you do... tune in next time.... maybe it won't be as messed up.... mayyyyybe... but I doubt it... either way... have a good one... and for god sake.... keep your babies away from the pets..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Nerf Herder - How To Meet Girls
Bison - Quiet Earth

Fun For The Whole Family....

...... Or not... I mean I could be wrong..... but I also have a feeling that I'm not..... okay.... yes I am.... damn.... now I'm noit even making sense.... oh yeah... ha ha... I get it... I never make sense.... well.... actually you know what... your right... huh.... well never mind.... just uh... have yourself a nice day....... ya jerk.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Ben Folds - Way To Normal

DJ Swamp - Never Is Now

The One Man Devolution...

..... So another day... another would be dollar.... yeah that about sums it up..... but at least one good thing comes out of it.... fun posters.... you bet..... now even though I usually find myself pulling out my last hairs trying to find a way to finish them... I'm really starting to get excited about the finished product.... now if only I can make some of that sweet bank.... then I can buy that wig I've been eyeing up.... alright that's enough for now.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Regina Spekor - Songs
Tilt - 'Til It Kills

Who Punched My Snake Neck?...

.... 'Cause that shit is really startin' to hurt.... so uh.... cut it out.... I mean what the fu.... oh yeah the swearing..... anyways.... here is a poster I just finished off.... well a couple of days ago... but I needed some time to get it to print.... so yeah... check it... and deal with it.... and... I'm Trout... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Wu-Tang Clan - Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Paris - Acid Reflux

Makin' It Work...

... Sure it takes a little longer... but what can ya do.....What?... oh make more sense... well fine... be that way.... Recently my brother was talking about how rad posters can look if they are done all by hand.... well I guess this is close... I did all the drawing and lettering by hand (set up is half the battle...)... but I did do the colour in the computer... what... not good enough... well fuck that.... you do one... jerk... I know, I know.... enough with the Sailor talk... well since I can't think of anything else to add... without the use of certain words... I shall go now... so yeah.... 'til next time I'm outty 5....

Post Soundtrack:
88 Fingers Louie - Back On The Streets
Sense Field - Sense Field

What Skin Condition?...

.... No... I still don't see it.... I think my skin is looking pretty damn good.... of course we can talk about this over..... mmmm I don't know your Brains.... mmmmm Brains.... what?.... oh... now I'm the rude one.... sheesh... you are the one that doesn't want to share.... Jerk... ah well... I suppose I'll check you later.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Flogging Molly - Float

Weird Al - Even Worse

We Got A Pulse Over Here...

...... So... again... it would seem like I've been way too busy to do any posting as of late.... I know, I know.... I'm probably too busy watching House to do anything else.... well... lets just say there is a bit of truth in both those options.... now get off my back.... anyways... one of the funner (sometimes) things I've been up to as of late have been doing posters for shows. They usually leave me all kinds of freedom.... and no kind of money.... but... I guess you gotta give a little sometimes..... no wait... no I don't.... hey jerks.... give me my money..... I said give me my money mutha fyonker.... I want my money.... but I digress..... (sort of.... Yeah I mean you....) enjoy these for now.... and maybe.... if your good... I'll put up some more.... for now... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Jesu - Jesu

Pennywise - Reason To Believe

Carl Orff - Carmina Burana

Out Of Left Field...

..... Awwww.... isn't that sweet..... J likes a cute kiddy show.... oh... wait a minute... what the hell is that elephant doing to that... that.... well... that thing..... anyways..... I thought I would take another leap into the void of randomness.... and this is what came out....... and speakin' of... I'm out..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
DJ O Dub - Incognitos Redux

A Purveyor of the Weak-Sauce...

... You know when something pops into your head... and you know its not the greatest of ideas..... but you still have to draw it out.... so you can move on.... well... if you do... welcome to my sweet sweet brain fart.... yeah.... breath it in folks.... this is as good as it gets... deal with it.... and now that my BullOni has a first name.... its C-R-U-D (tastic).... Nice, that didn't work out.... ha... this post was doomed from the start... its almost like I'm missing a part of my brain..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
William S. Burroughs - Spare Ass Annie

Mental Hiatus...

... If only I could put my brain in a jar.... then I could enjoy all the splendor of Zombie life..... mmmm brains.... oh... look.... there are some in that jar there.... chomp chomp chomp.... mmmm.... brains.... oh crap.... I need that..... mmm but its sooooo good.... ahhh well... might as well finish.... Mom always said to finish what ever food I put in front of me.... before I forget..... I'm Trout..... or is it Salmon?..... ah who cares..... I can tell you I won't be able to before long.... mmmmmm PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Mike Relm - Radio Fryer

All Down Hill From Here...

.... So... is it 2009 yet.... I mean I posted again... so at least seven months had to of passed.... No?.... huh.... looks like I've been over working myself.... I should take a vacation.... It costs money you say... well.... it looks like I'll be getting back to work right away..... so take this randomness.. and.... smoke it?.... well what ever you do with it... I'm 5000!

Post Soundtrack:
The Evens - The Evens

Oh This Won't Last...

.... Like it says.... I can't see this going on too much longer.... I mean... its a nice thought... but come on now.... Anyways.... never really been a big fan of Black Panther... but in the spirit of randomness..... he gets his time in the sun.... providing you can call this place... "The Sun"...... either way.... I guess we'll have to wait to see what comes up next.... (year most likely).... for now... 5000!....

Post Soundtrack:
Darkbuster - A Weakness Of Spirits
Dropkick Murphys - The Meanest of Times

Happy New Year.....?

....What the F...... 2008?.... Holy Shiiii.....p..... I have been postin' like a mad man.... Hell... I don't even know how the internet can keep up... I mean... September.... for Fwaygo sakes.... Okay, okay... I know I haven't posted in a long time.... and I won't even bother with a reason.... I figured today I would get back into doin' random drawing exercises.... so look out....Jane Fonda... oh yeah... and 2009.... I'm gonna be droppin' blog bombs... all up in this bizzy... maybe..... for now... I'm Trout.... (I know, I know.... its a Salmon.... sheesh... get off my back....)

Post Soundtrack:
Ten Foot Pole - Rev

War Hemet....

... Now... I'm sure your suprised to see something new on here..... well... not as suprised as I am that I actually remembered my password..... Things have been crazy or the last while.... so I figure I will use that as my excuse for not posting.... which is then usually followed by the classic.... "I'll try to post more"..... but come on folks.... who are we kidding.... I can say however.... that I will try to post when I get a chance.... anyways... todays picture was a doodle I did up at work... I knida liked some parts of it.... so.... I guess that means I will have to pester yous guys with it.... mwah ha ha..... hello?..... heeeelllllooooooo?...... oh yeah... I guess not posting for a couple months (or so)... will do that to a blog..... shhhhh!.... That's the reason people don't come here.... agree'd .... agree'd..... for now... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Bruce McCulloch - Drunk Baby Project
Missy Higgins - The Sound Of White

Brace Yo Self...

..... Well.. another post... and I still don't know what the hell to talk about.... things have been crazy as of late.... what with workin' thirty five jobs..... hey maybe that's why I don't get to post so much any more..... okay... maybe I've been spending too much time inspecting Prawns on the Al Gore...... ahh.... who am I kidding.... there is always time for that.... (Take a drink)..... but I will try to spend less time with the Gore.... and more time on the posts... I mean... I have a whole gang of things started.... but no finish.... (hmmm where have I heard that before?....).... so I will... and I know I've said this before..... but.... I will try to post more....... try being the key word here...... so for now.... I have an appointment with some prawns...... peep you later.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Bad Religion - New Maps Of Hell
Hard Core Logo (OST)
Mystic - 2007 Promo