Look Out!.... Its a Doodle!.....

.... Jeepers..... When Chick Doodles Attack.... don't worry they won't bite...... or will they...... anyways..... its pretty obvious that I need to start working on drawing girls.... oh and getting sleep..... Always had a hard time with them.... and not just on paper... he he... cough cough... so uh yeah..... I suppose this will have to do.... and to put your mind at ease... I shall start working on it more.... I think they call it practice..... but again I could be wrong.... either way I think I'll give sleeping a try soon..... but first.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Pantera - Power Metal

Faces Of Crayon...

...Yup.... More Doodles.... but this time in Colour.... wow I know.... hey, you know what... I'll just let that sink in for a bit.......... I'm out..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
NOFX - Wolves In Wolves' Clothing

Plenty Of Time.....

.... or so it would seem.... so I said I would do it.... and here it is.... a collection of doodles and doodles..... usually these are hiding under my keyboard... but now they have escaped for a limited time only.... get them while they last..... you can only get this offer on tv..... offer not valid in (your city here). Well that should do it for now.... 'til then.... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
CBC's "The Wire"

I'll show you wasted time....

... No really I will.... anyways.... between being stupid busy and turbo unorganized.... I don't seem to have the time to work on art projects..... but I do how ever seem to have tons of time to to doodle.....so this will begin the doodle portion of my blog..... I have lots of them (he he worst employee ever)..... so I'll try and put up a grip of them soon..... anyways.... back to work..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
U.N.K.L.E. - Psyence Fiction

Is This The Way?....

.... Wow its late...... I gotta sleep...... zzzzzzzzz.... French Toast Please.... okay... that's it... I'm off to bed...... uh I mean couch..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Dr. Dre - The Chronic

AHHHHhhhhhh.........

... A Little known fact..... ET didn't always remember how to make the bike fly..... no no.... you couldn't even count the amount of times he (I think.... wait didn't it wear a dress?.... hmmm)... and Elliot ended up at the bottom of the cliff.... not to mention how many other kids didn't make it out so lucky.... of course that part was edited out an replaced with killer Walkie Talkies..... anyways that's it for now..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
NOFX - The War On Errorism

The Eye Of The Beholder...

.... So I'm about half way through this picture... and I realize.... All that time spent on something that won't show up ...... Nice J.... Nice.... Well I guess you'll just have to take my word for it.... that part is so.... uh... super awesome... that its probably for the better that its small.... or it's greatness might just cause your head to blow up..... yes.... like in Scanners.... ah well....chalk it up as another lesson learned on my road to better colouring... well... I'll end it there..... before I srew something elz up...... oh wait.... dammit..... I'm out..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Rascalz - Cash Crop
Ice Cube - Kill At Will
Pennywise - Wild Card/A Word From The Wise

How's The New Script?...

.... You know I try to keep hope alive... but everytime I watch "Family Guy" these days... I just see the same tired formula.... an unfinished idea for a story.... smashed together with terrible (and usually the same) 80's references.... To each his own I suppose.... but I just want more out of the show.... sure I like a fart joke as much as the next guy.... but the show makes me feel like I'm reading a bad joke book (from the 80's).... anyways.... I guess I'll just have to wait for Seth to come in from Shark Jumping.... so he can make sure they strap on a story line... not just a situation.... well at least every now and then... until then I'm out..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Special Ed - Youngest In Charge
The Coup - Pick A Bigger Weapon

A Marvelous Tail....

....When people speak of the Worlds Greatest Super Hero.... they would do them self a favor to remember.... the one and only..... Spider-Ham...... because... well, Shaft may be a complicated man.... but Peter Porker... well he doesn't F*** around.... oh... and he's a pig...... realize..... I'm out.... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Chubb Rock - And The Winner Is...
EPMD - Strictly Business

Fun With Markers...

.... That's right.... I'm hooked on markers..... and you guessed it I'm flying high as a.... well as a thing that has been smelling markers for an extended period of time.... which is.... pretty high.... well kinda high.... would you believe mildly high.... okay fine.... I'm not high... but I was almost cool there for a second.... ah well.... what am I to do.... more markers I guess..... so on that..... I'll leave you with these words of wisdom.... "You're a towel!"....... uhhh PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill (Acoustic)
Anthrax - Sound Of White Noise

What The...?!

...Just a quick doodle before bed..... huh.... colour seems off.... maybe I need a new screen.... or maybe I'm just high on marker fumes..... mmmmm drippy..... man I gotta lay down..... and so I will.... whoa... uh I mean PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Foo Fighters - In Your Honor (Disc 2)

This Is Your Doodle On Colour

.... Man... I need to learn how to colour.... or at least colour a bit quicker.... 'cause this thing took me waaaay too long..... Of course if I actually learned how to colour....then I... wait that wouldn't be a bad thing.... hmmm note to self.... Learn to colour.... Well I guess I'll go do that.... or will I ... DA DA DAAAAAA!.... aaaaaaand I'm out..... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:

Slayer - South Of Heaven

Strung Out - An American Paradox

Ozzy Osbourne - The Essential Ozzy Osbourne (Disc 1)