The Final Resolve...

... That's right kiddies... its time to do something about this old folks problem... What I've come up with is a plan which involves a bucket of water... a floor.... and some old folks.... What?... NO!... gaaahhd... where do you come up with these things... gross dude... seriously...... anyways... as I was saying... what we need to do is... splash the water all over the floor.... then tell the old folks there is a special on liver and onions... and when they come rushing in like a herd of buffalo who don't see the impending danger ahead.... blammo... BREAK YOUR HIP FOO!.... Ahh yeah... clean up on isle 4... Bitches... HA HA.... What?... Cruel?... Maaan, I don't see you lettin' them up in your blog.... yeah now you don't have so much to say.... so you need to back up.... BACK UP!.... mind your business.... mind your business...... anyways... I gotta get to this before you go all Benedict on me.... so for now... PEACE!

Post Soundtrack:
Bon Jovi - Slippery When Wet